List: Literary Influences

Filed under List on September 22nd, 2011

Harold Pinter, Betrayal Tom Stoppard, The Invention of Love Anton Chekhov, A Marriage Proposal Samuel Beckett, En attendant Godot Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina Jean-Paul Sartre, Huis clos Gustave Flaubert, Bouvard et Pécuchet James Turner, Beaver and Steve

List: [blanks] I Hate

Filed under List on September 21st, 2011

uneven numbers, except five, with special attention to three; pottery; people who do not appreciate dark humour; concrete cities; being given gifts; throwing myself into projects based on false information; contest shows on television, especially when it concerns singing; (literary) critics who don’t understand the fundamental difference between “realist” and “realistic;”

Film ratings [17]: It’s Not Complicated

Filed under Film ratings on March 17th, 2010

The return of Film Ratings! Unfortunately, because a lot of films had to be skipped, I was left with a lot of mediocre films. Terminator Salvation, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and It’s Complicated are just three major disappointments on schedule here.

Film ratings [15/16]

Filed under Film ratings on June 28th, 2009

“You! Yeah, you in the suit! Take a shower, hippie!”— Carl Fredricksen Carl Fredricksen is one of the most endearing characters in recent film history. He’s a grumpy old and eccentric man who loved his wife beyond everything. And he hates people who bother him. (Who doesn’t?) It also helps that Fredricksen was partly based [...]

Film ratings [13/14]

Filed under Film ratings on June 7th, 2009

“Are you kidding me? RoboCop?!”— Anchorwoman There is only one good scene in RoboCop 3; an anchorwoman recites the fabricated news that RoboCop has once again killed a lot of people. Then, in the best performance of the film, her face turns to puzzlement and, while standing up, she shouts to her colleague, “C’mon, this [...]

Film ratings [12]

Filed under Film ratings on May 20th, 2009

“People like Sheba think they know what it is to be lonely. But of the drip, drip of the long-haul, no-end-in-sight solitude, they know nothing. What it’s like to construct an entire weekend around a visit to the launderette. Or to be so chronically untouched that the accidental brush of a bus conductor’s hand sends [...]