My 2010–2011 television schedule

I watch a lot of television for someone who doesn’t watch television but only watches television series as standalone programs which totally doesn’t count as watching television because you’re skipping all the other nonsense that makes up the television experience.

Hopefully—and probably—more than half of the new shows will be off my list by October; heck, some will be scrapped right after their pilots have been aired. Why is it that television pilots are always so disappointing? Oh, well, I’ll have enough returning series to fall back on, though some are currently on probation (well, only Parenthood is; Peter Krause be damned). … H’m. This is one hell of an incoherent article opening.

Let’s just move on. To the list!

ABC

  • Better With Younew
  • Body of Proofnew/mid-season
  • Brothers & Sisters
  • Castle
  • Cougar Town
  • Desperate Housewives
  • Grey’s Anatomy
  • Happy Endingsnew/mid-season
  • The Middle
  • Modern Family
  • Mr. Sunshinenew/mid-season
  • No Ordinary Familynew
  • Off the Mapnew/mid-season

CBS

  • The Good Wife
  • Mad Lovenew/mid-season
  • Mike & Mollynew
  • Two and a Half Men

The CW

  • Gossip Girl
  • Hellcatsnew

Fox

  • Fringe
  • Glee
  • Lone Starnew
  • Raising Hopenew
  • Running Wildenew
  • The Simpsons

NBC

  • 30 Rock
  • The Eventnew
  • Friends With Benefitsnew/mid-season
  • Harry’s Lawnew/mid-season
  • Parenthood
  • Parks and Recreationmid-season

And now, cable television.

Comedy Central

  • South Park

HBO

  • Curb Your Enthusiasm2011?
  • HungSummer 20111

Lifetime

  • Drop Dead DivaSummer 2011

Showtime

  • The Big Cnew
  • Californicationmid-season
  • Dexter
  • Nurse JackieSpring 2011
  • United States of TaraSpring 2011

TNT

  • The Closer

TV Land

  • Hot in Clevelandmid-season

Footnotes

  1. What? It’s still before September, 2011. []

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